Writing sex scenes: 21 other words for “vagina”

The word vagina probably hasn’t been sexy since Ancient Roman times (when – surprise – it actually was a rather scandalous term). So if you’re a romance author who regularly features female characters doing naughty things, you’ll need to find some other words for “vagina” to use! Don’t worry, there’s enough to choose from.

When you’re writing steamy scenes, there are different options to avoid words like “vagina” and “penis”. Some authors write very abstract sex, in which you can’t really picture what’s happening anyway, so that there’s no reason to name any specific body parts at all. Some are on the other side of the spectrum and simply use terms like “pussy” and “cunt”.

Many people, however, are somewhere in the middle. They do like to include some details in their sex scenes, but try to avoid the most “pornographic” vocabulary as well. (Not that there’s an inherent problem with porn, as far as I’m concerned – but stylistically some terminology will stand out in an average romance novel.)

I’m one of those writers in the middle myself, and finding some decent alternatives for “vagina” has been a persistent struggle for me. (I find vaginas even harder than other words for “penis” – perhaps because the whole aspect of wetness makes so many options sound gross…)

To help myself (and others) a little, I’m writing a series on blog posts with actually useful words for sex scenes. I’ve already discussed penis words, today it’s time for a nice list of other words for “vagina”. As usual, I’ve also included some of the most nauseating euphemisms I found during my research, because giggles are good for us.

A few words of caution

Before we get to the grand list itself, I would like to give a little more advice about picking the right vagina synonym for your scene. Not all words are fine for all situations, after all.

  • Take your POV into account. A modern young woman won’t think of her vagina in the same terms as a medieval princess. A sweet, polite male character will likewise have a different vagina vocabulary than a cursing character with a background in the streets. Don’t make your playboy pirate think about his lovers “velvet entrance” (unless you want me to laugh very loud at your scene).
  • Don’t use any words for vagina if it’s not necessary. If you say “she was wet”, I’m pretty sure your readers won’t be wondering what part of her is wet exactly. Idem for “he entered her” – we all know what’s going where, don’t we? So be clever with the way you formulate your descriptions, and you’ll need significanly less vagina synonyms.
  • Don’t be flowery. Somehow the urge to use purple prose is even stronger with vaginas than with penises. Is this because we want to see women as innocent, flowery creatures who think of their lady bits as the “petal-soft folds of her womanhood”? (As a woman, all I can say about this is “no”.)
  • The devil’s in the adjectives. In addition to the last point, I’m finding many vagina alternatives get in trouble because of adjectives. “Core” is alright with me. “Velvety molten core” is a problem. So double-check your adjectives here, because they quickly lead your writing into purple prose territory.

Other words for “vagina”: the list!

With those wise words (or so I hope) in mind, let’s get down to business. For this list of other words for “vagina”, I have used my own experience as a reader and a couple of helpful other sources. Much recommended: Laurel Clarke’s Sexy Thesaurus, Dahlia Evans’ Thinking Like A Romance Writer, and Jackson Dean Chase’s Romance, Emotion and Erotica Writers’ Phrase Book.

As with the penis words, I’m dividing my vagina synonyms in three categories: “perfectly fine”, “use with caution” and “please don’t use”. Categorization is purely a matter of personal opinion, but let me know if you disagree in the comments!

Perfectly fine:

  1. Slit
  2. Sheath
  3. Warmth (as in “into her warmth”)
  4. Heat (idem)
  5. Sex (as “her sex”)
  6. Cunt (vulgar, but may work with particular styles and POV characters)
  7. Pussy (idem)

Use with caution:

These may often be used with some adjective (secret, silky, soft, warm, velvety, wet, tight, etc. But as noted before, please be careful).

  1. Core
  2. Depths
  3. Moistness
  4. Tightness
  5. Wetness
  6. Softness (anyone noticing a pattern here?)
  7. Entrance
  8. Opening
  9. Orifice
  10. Flesh
  11. Secrets (in rare contexts – but I’ve been alright with this in scenes where a woman has sex for the first time)
  12. Femininity
  13. Womanhood
  14. Portal (I’m very skeptical about this one, but perhaps people can make it work)

Please don’t use:

  1. Love canal
  2. Intimate folds
  3. Furnace (I get warmth, but you’re not supposed to bake the poor guy!)
  4. Vestibule
  5. Nest of desire
  6. Private flesh (bonus points for adjectives – private silky flesh, anyone?)
  7. Pearly gates
  8. Honeypot
  9. Pool of moisture
  10. Hot sleeve of love
  11. Mound of Venus
  12. Passion-moisted depths (depths itself can be fine, but as I said, adjectives…)
  13. Centre of paradise
  14. Needy place
  15. Door of her femininity
  16. Abyss
  17. Wound that never heals (really??)

A note on female anatomy

For some reason, many romance writers seem to be a little confused about the exact lay-out of the female genitalia. Just to be clear, the vagina is the part that you actually stick a penis into. Not a vagina are:

  1. The womb. Having a penis stuck into your womb isn’t sexy. It’s either impossible or very painful.
  2. The vulva. The vulva is the outside of the female genitalia. You can’t stick anything into a vulva.
  3. The clitoris. Again, the clitoris sits on the outside. You can’t penetrate it. Please don’t try.
  4. The labia. These are the lips around the vagina, not the vagina itself. Again, impenetrable, in the literal sense of the word.

Of course you can mention these body parts in a sex scene (although the womb would be… a little weird, in my opinion). But please use them as what they are, instead of as some poetic, and woefully incorrect alternative for the vagina.

 

Did I forget any useful other words for “vagina”? Or do you have any other ridiculous vagina synonyms that deserve a spot on the list? Let me know in the comments!

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